papasmoke:

If I send you a ^_^ it’s because I implicitly trust and feel safe around you it’s like when a cat slow blinks

thoughtcascades:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

(Source: thoughtcascades)

sapphling:

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you’d be able to see that

yassmines:

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

sketiana:

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one of the best youtube comments ill ever see. so universal

stobotnik:

In a world of dirty food courts, I’m one of the rare FEW who returns my tray to the slot above the trash and cleans up all my trash. SHARE THIS POST if you’re attracted to women

jooferslannister-deactivated202:

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Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.